The Brain Freeze Times
Dick Cheney has no pulse.
Yeah apparently he had some major heart surgery where a pump is doing all the work. He legally has no pulse anymore and has to wear a bracelet that says so, in case something happens and people assume he's a zombie.
Here's the thing... I know what happens when you ASS-U-ME but come on! We already knew he was undead.
Political Humor Failures aside,
Good things come in small packages.
I am, of course, referring to muffins.
It has come to my attention that someone (ok, one person) wants me to do a segment on muffin flavors. Please comment with your favorite muffin flavor. I'd like someone, anyone, even someone minus a muffin fetish, to comment just so I can know someone has read this.
In other news...
I'm co-authoring a book!!!!
I'm supposed to just be dropping hints here but it was inspired by another Ass in our life.
And everyone please meet my co-author DinoRwar!
I'll let her post what she wants of the book, its still a major Work in Progress but a one-eyed peg legged pirate could see how much potential this project has (the peg leg really has nothing to do with it. Just painting a picture).
Love and cupcakes! (Oh fine, muffins!)
-Azul
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Wait, so does that mean I can't comment if I have a muffin fetish. (._.) Darn.
ReplyDeleteHehe, imma co-author! Yi-pee!!!!
I wouldn't say the book was inspired by the Ass, I say what the Ass forced us to do was what moved us to start writing.
On that note...goodbye!!