Hold the Cheese

If you've noticed, I've been trying to emulate popular news outlets. I just read them recently and am officially giving up on creativity. Definitely cheesier than I had envisioned, so I'm taking a dairy free diet. ( Okay, now I'm done. )

Today's post will be short, simply about a particular TV show I'm loving.

All Hail Tosh.0

Thats Tosh-point-oh for those of you who're actually interested. And it is the funniest show on television.

Hosted by comedian Daniel Tosh, the "apple-tini" sipping manly jock man no one is quite able to categorize, this show is priceless from start to finish. The show is based on the zany videos circling around the world wide web. Tosh.0 is that hub where they are gently picked up, dusted off, and then blasted to pieces with a sarcasmimplosion of... well... sarcasmimplosion is the best there is. Just watch the show. I've run out of negative adjectives.

There! I hope that was a good post. Although, on a scale of One to Internetless Nomad, in terms of comments, this blog is Amelia Airheart. And for those of you who are living under a rock, which is apparently all of our readers, she disappeared off the face of the Earth.

Love,

'Zuly

Brain freeze vs. The world

*annoying announcer voice*
Hellllllllo and Weeeeeelcome back to BRAIN-FREEZE!!!!! On today's show we will be bringing you:

• Movies 'Zul is anticipating.
• Music I'm loving at this very moment
• And Why I used first person in the first bullet

All that and more right after these important announcements!

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And we're back!!!!
Movies 'Zul is anticipating!
Scott Pilgrim vs. The world.
I love Michael Cera at the worst of times but this looks like its going to be the best of times. He's so sweet!! Plus it looks like the format will be nothing like the usual sappy Romance crap that we're all in love with. More like a comic book...
And Dinner for Shmucks. It looks funny and not crappy. That's all I've got to say.
Movies 'Zul is not anticipating!
Cats and Dogs: The revenge of kitty galore.
Need i say more? If the title includes the name of possibly the crappiest villain EVER then its probably the crappiest movie ever.


Music I'm loving at this very moment:
Regina Spektor: Who knew piano music could convey such emotion? And thats all before she even sings in her unique, peppy voice about her unique, powerful lyrics. Love her!

Jason Mraz: No doubt DinoRwar will be mad at me for talking about her precious Geek in the pink but his lyrics are also a thing of beauty. Here is a taste:

"If its a broken part, replace it
If its a broken arm, then brace it,

If its a broken heart then face it..."

And also... I'M GOING TO THE JASON MRAZ CONCERT IN SEPTEMBER!! And i'm telling the world.

And finally...
why I used first person in bullet number one.
Because I'm awesome. That's why.

Weeeeell.... Thats it for today folks. join us next week when we discus... Well Join us and you'll find out!! This is Azul, signing out!